1. Do not ask subject to NOT FEEL SAD. Breaking up is not a HAPPY event, with balloons and confetti, is it? Why can’t subject MOURN a little huh? HUH? In fact, you should be worried if subject is unusually happy.. probably gone nuts.
2. Do not ask subject to GET OVER IT or MOVE ON. Not at this moment anyway.. if subject still goes on and on about the ex after a whole year , then YES.. ask subject to get a LIFE or another playmate..
3. Do not ask subject to SLEEP and the mother-of-all advice: “GET SOME REST”. How can subject bloody sleep and rest? Subject should instead be going out, getting a haircut or something. Do something. Try to get subject’s mind off the whole thing. Yes, it’s a little like denial but gotta get subject to stop remembering stuff done with ex even for a little while, rite? Plus, all the vanity junk may actually be therapeutic.
4. Do not ask subject to refrain from doing anything stupid like getting drunk. Why can’t subject get drunk? If anything, the moment subject wakes up (with the realization that subject has had subject's head the whole night in the stinking toilet bowl or something equally gross) it will hit subject that nothing is worse than that. Hence, we hope subject will do a better job of picking himself/herself up.
5. Do ask subject to get a clean break up. Nothing is worse than having all this hang ups later because your ex broke it off via a messenger or emails.. Some dumb ass break-up method like that. Or if there are still things subject needs to know from ex, or subject needs to say to ex.
6. Do not ask subject to ask the ex's friend to pass on messages to ex. Nothing’s worse than having busybody friends thinking they are helping subject but indeed, I bet they quite enjoy it. I bet they secretly gloat that “hey, you didn’t think it would last, did you?” Instead, subject should thrash things out with ex ALONE. Ask the rest to mind their own beez-wax.
If all of the above fail to get SUBJECT out of his/her misery.. what can you do? Ask subject to fly kite or something.. plenty of fishes out there ok? Will die without a mate issit? Yes, so Malaysia has limited QUALITY other –halves.. what can SUBJECT do? MOVE out of MSIA.. what else can subject do? I don’t know frankly.. breakups are hard as it is. We should just have everyone’s “resume(s)” somewhere, filter them out like in SAP, and choose the criteria you prefer in a mate. The rest can become “inactive” because nobody has "ordered" them or have them become “obsolete”, ie get this CRAP out of my face..
2. Do not ask subject to GET OVER IT or MOVE ON. Not at this moment anyway.. if subject still goes on and on about the ex after a whole year , then YES.. ask subject to get a LIFE or another playmate..
3. Do not ask subject to SLEEP and the mother-of-all advice: “GET SOME REST”. How can subject bloody sleep and rest? Subject should instead be going out, getting a haircut or something. Do something. Try to get subject’s mind off the whole thing. Yes, it’s a little like denial but gotta get subject to stop remembering stuff done with ex even for a little while, rite? Plus, all the vanity junk may actually be therapeutic.
4. Do not ask subject to refrain from doing anything stupid like getting drunk. Why can’t subject get drunk? If anything, the moment subject wakes up (with the realization that subject has had subject's head the whole night in the stinking toilet bowl or something equally gross) it will hit subject that nothing is worse than that. Hence, we hope subject will do a better job of picking himself/herself up.
5. Do ask subject to get a clean break up. Nothing is worse than having all this hang ups later because your ex broke it off via a messenger or emails.. Some dumb ass break-up method like that. Or if there are still things subject needs to know from ex, or subject needs to say to ex.
6. Do not ask subject to ask the ex's friend to pass on messages to ex. Nothing’s worse than having busybody friends thinking they are helping subject but indeed, I bet they quite enjoy it. I bet they secretly gloat that “hey, you didn’t think it would last, did you?” Instead, subject should thrash things out with ex ALONE. Ask the rest to mind their own beez-wax.
If all of the above fail to get SUBJECT out of his/her misery.. what can you do? Ask subject to fly kite or something.. plenty of fishes out there ok? Will die without a mate issit? Yes, so Malaysia has limited QUALITY other –halves.. what can SUBJECT do? MOVE out of MSIA.. what else can subject do? I don’t know frankly.. breakups are hard as it is. We should just have everyone’s “resume(s)” somewhere, filter them out like in SAP, and choose the criteria you prefer in a mate. The rest can become “inactive” because nobody has "ordered" them or have them become “obsolete”, ie get this CRAP out of my face..
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