Traffic Idiots

You know when you're in a rush to go someplace, and then a 10min crawl hits and screws up your timing only to find out later that the traffic was caused by the cars slowing down to 'check out' the accident in front? I tell you, there may be CEOs and GMs and Managers in Malaysia but I think they all turn into idiots when on the road. Explain to me this:

1) Cars slow down to check out what? The damage? Car plate no?

2) I dont understand why there's a traffic police in the evenings at the NPE intersection when the traffic lights' working well. I wish they would just leave the job to the traffic lights.

3) Why aren't the traffic police around when the traffics lights are OUT?

4) People who drives TOOOOOO slowly. Hullo??? Sometimes accidents happen because of that!

5) People who drives way TOOO fast....I don't care for Mat Rempits, just leave the bloody racing to the professionals.

6) Police escorts that rudely cuts the line because some bigshot is on the road. Hey, get in the line like the rest of the 'rakyat' ok. My time is just as important as 'your' time.

7) 2nd lane road-hoggers who are SLOW. Wtf? Get over to the slow lane. Period. Sheesh.

8) People who 'finger' others. Cmon, I get angry too, but you don't wanna wrongly 'finger' people you know or you might know, or who knows you but u don't know they do. Too risky.

And lastly, count all the money you ever paid for duit kopi for traffic offences. Scary eh.