Traffic Woes

What’s annoying is when you’re stuck in traffic, and all of a sudden you hear that ringing siren and the traffic police in their huge bikes are waving the rest of us to somehow magically create extra space in between the already sardine-packed roads, for some “Government Official” or some “Royalty” whom, for all you know, have decided to use that same road, at that same time, when the rest of the rakyat are heading home after a long day at work, for I don’t know.. maybe get their fix of roti canai? A tea break at some glitzy hotel? Meeting with some other dignitary who is probably “splitting the road” at some other jam-packed road? For heaven’s sakes, we can’t do what Bruce Almighty did ok? And it’s darn dangerous sometimes to have to swerve to the side just to avoid those damn superbikes. And you have these opportunist drivers who tail behind the orang kenamaan’s vehicle, thinking that other cars will actually think that they are also part of the entourage, and we would somehow also let them fakers pass. PLEASE!! Gosh! Don’t these orang kenamaan(s) have helicopters? Private jets? Why can’t they use those and just leave the road traffic to the rakyat? Why can’t they pick other more ‘godly’ hours to do their stuff? Either that, or those dignitaries, who have nothing CRITICAL to achieve, will just have to suffer the traffic like the rest of us tax payers! We have enough traffic woes as it is!