Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Of Ah Lians and Ah Bengs


I've just seen too many of them...dated too many of them...and loathed too many of them. I thought it's only fair that I give the definition of what maketh an AhLian and an AhBeng here....
How to spot an Ah Beng..
1) An Ah Beng sports dyed hair(preferably blond or orange) , sometimes longgish...
2) An Ah Beng likes to dress in black...
3) An Ah Beng likes to swear..KNN, Diu, and etc (don't think i wanna elaborate)
4) An Ah Beng is a koo wak jai wannabe...( I blame in on Ekin Cheng, Noodle Cheng whatever) claims to be some gangster member
5) An Ah Beng is accessorized with a heavily modified car
How to spot an Ah Lian..
1) An Ah Lian has straight dyed long hair with lotsa makeup
2) An Ah Lian likes to wear fakes- fake watch, fake LV, fake Gucci, fake nails...
3) An Ah Lian likes to giggle with fellow Ah Lians and laugh like hyenas...
4) An Ah Lian is accessorized with a fellow Ah Beng to form the 'perfect' couple
Phewwwww....Are u one of them?

6 comments:

linus OS said...

Ah beng likes to dress in black? i tot these days they dress in PINK!!

Actually these days I think the young girls are into japanese street fashion-harajuku style... with eyeliners, leggings, weirdo hair, bead necklaces...you get the picture?

tihtahpah said...

yarlor..like my posting in the Japanese wannabe...Japanese wannabes not necessarily only the AH Lians...

toniXe said...

oklah, now tell us wat type u really like...who knows may b ...

tihtahpah said...

tonixe: i'm definitely anti-beng, infact this website is anti-beng..haha

kyerr said...

ah bengs listen to mariah carey, backstreet boys and ace of base ...
ah bengs carry an orange comb in their back pocket ... remember that one?
ah bengs think that when they drink, they have to get drunk & they only drink beer ...

kyoko said...

They also have ...
- canto pop ringtones
- wears crystal bracelets

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