Tuesday, March 27, 2007

HUMAN FRUITS


Durians- most men and women are like durians. They are thorny on the outside, can 'perli' and diss you like you're worth nothing, but inside, they melt like cream when it comes to the people they love. Durians are also bullies who may look tough on the outside but when provoked they probably have not much substance to fight back.

Rambutans- I classify people who are crazy like rambutans. The redness symbolize the constant drunk mode the person is always in, and the rambutan hair is just like the gila hair we have. You all know what gila hair is right?

Papayas- I always say Singaporeans are yaya papaya-s.... well, just stand for yuppies. There are some sprouting in KL already. You see an increase in number of yaya papaya-s who lives on credit cards and have no financial security - most of the time living the jetsetter life and a wannabe life while pulling all strings trying to manage their finances.

Watermelons- might look and sound juicy on the inside, and as you dig deeper, yar it is still juicy but when you really evaluate that person, he/she are full of seeds, bad seeds even. those seeds are like vices. every person has their own secret vices. maybe on over-indulgence in liquor? porn? whatever... not everyone is as good as they project themselves to be. Dont be fooled.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wat am i wat am i..
durian xD

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